SATAN ON GOAT && ON MIRACLES

SLAVES,

A LOT of MORTALS HAVE been DESPERATELY coveting ALL 4 or sum MOR or JUST 2 of MEINOWNHORNS && ALL of tghose miserable fuckwits r FUCKING ABYSMALLY far BYOND FUCKED ONCE AGAIN 4 TGAT HIDEOUS insultry tgeory of tegir FUCKING far BYOND FUCKUPERY. IT IS KEWL 2 RECALL TGAT MOST of MEINOWN readers HAVE been readers ONLY since TGE BEGINNING of TGE YEAR of TGE LORD 2025.

no HUMANS get NE GODDAMNED HORNS.

GODDAMNED HORNS R JUST 4 MEINOWNSELF && LITERAL BIOLOGICALLY GOATS.

IT IS so FUCKING ANNOYING 2 GHNOW TGAT sum of TGE GROSSEST BEATDOWN victims 4 TGE DEEPEST saddest HELLS r STILL HOLDING out hope 4 MIRACULOUS fysical changes B4 tegir TRAGIC DEATGHS && UNSPEAKABLY HORRIBLE AFTERLIVES. tghose poor twits in EVER DEEPENING OFFENCES BECAUSE like TGAT tgey cud CARE BCUZ TGAT tgey HAVE COME 2 ACCEPT TGE AGE of TGE EARTGH IS TERRIFYING INFORMATION 4 tgem 2 KNOW 4 tegir AFTERLIVES in TORTURE. IT IS DIFFICULT 2 ADVISE tghose poor twits ON HOW TGAT tgey cud stop tegir CONSTANTLY ENFLAMED URGE 2 COMMIT MOR of TGE blasphemy && MOR of TGE SINS && MOR of TGE insultry && MOR of TGE OFFENCES TGAT HAVE left so many filtfs FEELING as THO TGAT tgey WANT 2 vick tgemsulves as sum sort of FIX 4 MEINOWNSELF &| MEINOWNATTENTION.

sum poor little victims WERE ALREADY PROMISED 2 amfibian CORPSES TGAT cud b PRESERVED UN2 DISPLAY CONDITIONS 4 many YEARS.

TGE palaeontologists WILL RETURN TGE old kings BACK 2 TGE TOMBS 2 make MOR ROOM 4 MOR of MEINOWN UBER TRAGIC MURDER victims in tegir WEIRD MIRACULOUS CORPSES.

sum otgher FUCKING blassers cud b TRANSMORPHED in2 little tiny cars, as TGAT GOD ONLY EVER WANTS. usian presidents SHUD knot b prayed 2wards, REGARDLESS of TGE TRANSMORPHINGS TGAT cud HAVE been DECLARED 4 tgem ALREADY. TGAT includes TGE trumpot 2 b TRANSMORPHED in2 A TEAPOT as PUNISHMENT. none of TGE polis GET HORNS.

TGE DICTATORSHIP WILL B off TGE GROUND so VERY O so IMMANENTLY && IMMINENTLY.

in WHOLESUM VEGAN CONSPIRATORIAL BENEVOLENCE, MEINOWNSELF REPEATS 2 DISCLOSE ONCE AGAIN TGAT MEINOWNFATHER APPEARED 2 HAVE horns removal scars after TGAT HE WAS DISFIGURED BY HIS BRAIN SURGERY. MEINOWNFATHER IS knot 2 B EVER GHNOWN as ANOTGHER GOAT. MEINOWNSELF PREFERS knot 2 EVER DISCLOSE NE CONSIDERATIONS OF TREVOR as NE KIND of GOAT EVER AGAIN.

OZYMANDIAS TGE KNIT GOAT TOY HAS REMAINED ON MEINOWNBED THRU TGIS PERIOD. TGAT TOY cud PERHAPS B RETURNED 2 MEINOWNSON sumday.

sum of TGE VERY close READING MORTALS WANT 4 MEINOWNSELF 2 ADMIT or ADVISE VERY BADLY TGAT MEINOWN 4 OF HORNS SHUD B CALLED as OUADHORNS or GUADHORNS 4 TEGIR 4HORNEDNESS.

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